I don’t wanna go to war
A guy was running down the street when he came up to a nun.
He said to the nun “They’re after me. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan.
- Can I hide under your dress?” The nun said “Sure.”
A few minutes later a couple of soldiers ran up and asked the nun :
- “Did you see a guy running by here?” The nun said “He went that way.”
They ran off.
After they had left, the guy climbed out from under her dress and said:
-“Thank you, sister. You saved my life. I didn’t want to go to Afghanistan.
By the way, I hope you’re not offended for me saying so, but you have a beautiful set of legs.”
The nun said
“If you had looked a bit higher, you would have seen a great set of balls.
I don’t want to go to Afghanistan, either.”
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