DOSH, AGGRO, ALKY, ACE, CHUCKING DOWN ***** WHAT IS IT?????

          NO NIGHT LIKE THAT!

Yesterday night I went to a party.

The party was ace.   
Aces foods and drinks and cocktails for free.  It was an American dinner celebration. So there were lots of alky people there.

There were many friends of mine there. But some of them are so daft.

I danced and talked with a carioca couple. It was their first time here in São Paulo.

They were very surprising with the city. They said that the traffic jam, dirties on the streets and violence climate is different from Rio de Janeiro. The people here in São Paulo are not so aggro than Rio too.
Everybody knows that Rio is passing for bad days.

I ran into an old friend there, Carlos. We use to be really closed, but nowadays he has been so alky, feeling so action man. I really, so sorry about him.

After midnight, started chucking down, the party was over.

When I had took my car from the valet park, I was checked my wallet, I got gutted.   I had forgot my dosh at home. I paid it with my credicard.

The worse thing happened aftermath; the tire broke and I didn´t have a steptire.

Sometimes I feel myself a kind of bloke, because I often forget to let my car to mechanical assistance. So these pot things happen with me.

I wait a long time, till the insurance car emergency arrived. The mechanic guy was an apeshit and boshed person.  He wants to check many details and he wanted that I paid an extra-tax about the service. 
I had agree and paid him.
I left my home fed up, tired and asleep.

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Algumas destas expressões acima voce pode não  ter entendido.

Tais expressões são o que costumeiramente chamam de SLANG. 

Slang são expressões tipicas de um língua. Embora, podem ser chamadas de gírias fazendo parte da cultura de um povo, outras vezes usadas apenas por um pequeno  grupo de pessoas ou um modismo de midia.

Abaixo, um guia-esclarecedor para  auxiliar no entendimento do texto acima.

Aggro :   Aggressive behavior.    ‘Don’t be so aggro, please!.’

Airhead:  A silly person.    - ‘Why are you asking it? You are a such an airhead! ‘

Alky / alkie:   An alcoholic.  ‘My uncle is such an old alky. He never stops drinking!’

Ace! :     Brilliant, really good.      ‘This food is ace!’

Action man:     Someone who does a lot of macho things.

‘João is a real action man, look at him trying to impress the ladies. ‘

All to pot:    Messed up, everything went wrong.

 ‘The trip was ace until I broke my leg, and then it all went to pot. ‘

Ankle-biters:    Young children, babies .  ‘What a cute little ankle-biter he is!’

Apeshit:       Angry, being very aggressive, violent.

 ‘Someone told Jon he was fat, so João went apeshit and punched him on the nose!’

Botched:  Bad quality job, Messed up; made everything worse.

“He made a botched job of repairing this door. He is completely botched it up”.

Bloke:     Adj. for a stupid and incompetent person:  “He is a great bloke”.

Chucking it down: Heavy or strong rain.

 “Oh, It´s chucking down outside.Wait here!”

Chuffed:     Very pround. Good job!   “I feel chuffed to have passed in the exam”.

Cheesed off:     Angry, fed up, annoyed: “I am really chessed off with this case”!

Daft:      A little crazy, stupid person: “This boy is daft!”

Dosh:    Popular name for money:  “ Can you lend me some dosh?”

Gutted:     Feel surprised when you lost something. Something negative:

 “ I feel so gutted. I lost R$ 50,00 reais today!”